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Ed White 26 January 2005 02:57:19
	Q.How do you get an elephant into a bunk bed? A. You take the "a" from "car", and then you take the "f' from "weigh".......... Think about it.......... < < < < < < < < < < < < < Scroll down........... < < < < < << That's right, there's no "f" in "weigh"
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SimRacer 26 January 2005 03:27:25 [ permanent link ]
	"Ed White" <ewhite2@bite-me-spammer.optonline.net> wrote in message news:tgAJd.549$mp.227@fe10.lga...> Q.How do you get an elephant into a bunk bed?> A. You take the "a" from "car", and then you take the "f' from> "weigh"..........> Think about it.......... lol @ Ed. So, are you saying there is no 'f in weigh'? <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> Scroll down...........> <> <> <> <> <> <<> That's right, there's no "f" in "weigh">
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Ed White 26 January 2005 17:56:27 [ permanent link ]
	Think about it..........> lol @ Ed. So, are you saying there is no 'f in weigh'? > Yes Sim, one of my co-workers teenaged daughter told us that and had us rolling. Easily amused, we are
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Scott en Aztln 4 March 2006 19:35:18 [ permanent link ]
	A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I' ll give you $100 for your trouble." "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went. Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo." "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, but we had money left over---so now we're going to Sea World -- What the heck, I'll play too. - Dave
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a_Frank 1 September 2008 08:26:54 [ permanent link ]
	Woohoo My server may be back.. maybe.. helloooooooo ! After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama is still alive,' Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message: 370H-SSV-0773H Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice . Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad. Eventually they asked Australian Intelligence (ASIO) for help. Within a minute, ASIO emailed the White House with this reply: 'Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.' -- Regards, Frank
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Silent Observer 2 September 2008 06:26:54 [ permanent link ]
	"a_Frank" <fajp@notthis.optushome.com.au> wrote in message news:u3vmb4tgjdrqdr8536h289j281tv014j7d@4ax.com... Woohoo My server may be back.. maybe.. helloooooooo ! After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama is still alive,' Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message: 370H-SSV-0773H Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice . Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad. Eventually they asked Australian Intelligence (ASIO) for help. Within a minute, ASIO emailed the White House with this reply: 'Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.' heh heh heh
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Silent Observer 2 September 2008 06:38:49 [ permanent link ]
	"Silent Observer" <harrynospam@comcast.net> wrote in message news:r9udnXdll6jiLyHVnZ2dnUVZ_sninZ2d@comcast.com... "a_Frank" <fajp@notthis.optushome.com.au> wrote in message news:u3vmb4tgjdrqdr8536h289j281tv014j7d@4ax.com... Woohoo My server may be back.. maybe.. helloooooooo ! After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama is still alive,' Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message: 370H-SSV-0773H Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice . Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad. Eventually they asked Australian Intelligence (ASIO) for help. Within a minute, ASIO emailed the White House with this reply: 'Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.' heh heh heh Butwait! Isn't "Australian Intelligence" and oxymoron? {;+ч
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Frank Adam 2 September 2008 08:32:47 [ permanent link ]
	On Mon, 1 Sep 2008 23:38:49 -0400, "Silent Observer" <harrynospam@comcast.net> wrote: "Silent Observer" <harrynospam@comcast.net> wrote in message news:r9udnXdll6jiLyHVnZ2dnUVZ_sninZ2d@comcast.com... "a_Frank" <fajp@notthis.optushome.com.au> wrote in message news:u3vmb4tgjdrqdr8536h289j281tv014j7d@4ax.com... Woohoo My server may be back.. maybe.. helloooooooo ! After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama is still alive,' Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message: 370H-SSV-0773H Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice . Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad. Eventually they asked Australian Intelligence (ASIO) for help. Within a minute, ASIO emailed the White House with this reply: 'Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.' heh heh heh Butwait! Isn't "Australian Intelligence" and oxymoron? {;+ Of course, but we had one up on your own in that story. We are upside down.. -- Regards, Frank
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Paul-B 2 September 2008 09:20:07 [ permanent link ]
	Silent Observer wrote: Isn't "Australian Intelligence" and oxymoron? <puzzled> Isn't "Australian Intelligence" and oxymoron what? <vbg> -- Paul-B
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Silent Observer 2 September 2008 15:05:54 [ permanent link ]
	"Frank Adam" <fajp@notthis.optushome.com.au> wrote in message news:8qjpb49nlun9ehfet8paoso27l57d2diui@4ax.com... On Mon, 1 Sep 2008 23:38:49 -0400, "Silent Observer" <harrynospam@comcast.net> wrote: Of course, but we had one up on your own in that story. We are upside down.. heh heh. So you're saying you have to stand on your head to read this? Don't you find it dificult to drink your beer like that?
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Frank Adam 2 September 2008 16:51:40 [ permanent link ]
	On Tue, 2 Sep 2008 08:05:54 -0400, "Silent Observer" <harrynospam@comcast.net> wrote: "Frank Adam" <fajp@notthis.optushome.com.au> wrote in message news:8qjpb49nlun9ehfet8paoso27l57d2diui@4ax.com... On Mon, 1 Sep 2008 23:38:49 -0400, "Silent Observer" <harrynospam@comcast.net> wrote: Of course, but we had one up on your own in that story. We are upside down.. heh heh. So you're saying you have to stand on your head to read this? Don't you find it dificult to drink your beer like that? Not at all. Lift keeps us on the ground around here. In fact just the other day a pilot was struggling to gain gravity and almost crashed, missing the basement of a house by mere inches, but i digress... The cans are made the other way around. As are wine bottles, which, in classier places the waiters are expected to pour while resting the bottle under their forearms. And yes, our corkscrews do go anti-clockwise. Goad.. this could go on forever.. -- Regards, Frank
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