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CarGuru > Formula-1 > Caption Contest 25 August 2005 01:30:02

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Caption Contest

Dave R knows who 1 April 2005 20:08:38
 

"Keep your eye on the ball. ....on the bloody ball!"


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Nick Beef 1 April 2005 20:23:53 permanent link ]
 In article <ame3e.12962$m31.13­0326@typhoon.sonic.n­et>,
kilbyfan@spamnotAOL­.com says...>
"Keep your eye on the ball. ....on the bloody ball!"

'..try...not...to..­.fall...overRWWWHHOO­OAAAAAAAA!!!!!'



-Bob

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Blind Mellon 2 April 2005 00:42:09 permanent link ]
 On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 16:08:38 +0000, Dave R knows who wrote:
"Keep your eye on the ball. ....on the bloody ball!"

Mister Winkle thinks JPM may be his long lost brother.
http://www.mrwinkle­.com/diary2-2001-2.h­tm


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Ts 2 April 2005 07:49:14 permanent link ]
 On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 16:08:38 +0000, Dave R knows who wrote:

"...and here's an imitation of a fish playing tennis!"

-ts
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Dariusz 2 April 2005 16:56:57 permanent link ]
 In article <ame3e.12962$m31.13­0326@typhoon.sonic.n­et>, "Dave R knows who" <kilbyfan@spamnotAO­L.com> wrote:>> http://www.f1racing­.net/en/photolarge.p­hp?photoID=27344

I better at least try hit it away from me or the ball might break my
f*cking head !

Dariusz
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Geoff May 12 April 2005 01:10:36 permanent link ]
 eurocars wrote:> This would make a good one for a caption contest...>
BTW: Great pictures Teemu!!

From WDC to tea-boy...

MfG

Geoff.

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Hugo 12 April 2005 01:49:51 permanent link ]
 "eurocars" <f1@code2use.com> wrote in
news:1113248815.809­841.54800@l41g2000cw­c.googlegroups.com:
This would make a good one for a caption contest...>

Not a caption but it's astonishing to see MS morphing into a perfect clone
of his father. Well, his father plus a few billions. Anyway, bet he found
that "sugar" near Harkonnens place.
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The Wizard 12 April 2005 01:57:37 permanent link ]
 
"Geoff May" <BeateUndGeoff@t-on­line.de> wrote in message
news:d3ep4d$te6$00$­1@news.t-online.com.­..> eurocars wrote:>> This would make a good one for a caption contest...>>

"I hope nobody notices I've had a cup and 3/4's of that coke!...Hope my hair
standing up does'nt give me away"


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The Wizard 12 April 2005 02:08:53 permanent link ]
 
"Hugo" <Hugo@invalid.inval­id> wrote in message
news:Xns9635F3FDAFF­BFasldfjasdljflsfkjs­dl@81.169.182.170...­> "eurocars" <f1@code2use.com> wrote in> news:1113248815.809­841.54800@l41g2000cw­c.googlegroups.com:>­
This would make a good one for a caption contest...>>

Ferrari find a better use for hubcaps and the biggest nut on their car.



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Paulinho 12 April 2005 21:15:20 permanent link ]
 
<faux_ferrari@yahoo­.com> wrote in message
news:1113319624.130­043.235970@o13g2000c­wo.googlegroups.com.­..> eurocars wrote:>> This would make a good one for a caption contest...>>
"They told me this was Barrichello's job...or at least, the> #2 driver's job....">
"Okay...sperm sample, stool sample, soap for washing. Now I> just need that urine sample for the drug test.">
I wonder which he finds most embarassing: the tray, the hair,> the jacket, or the shirt. Or that orange team vehicle...?>


I thought I ordered extra fries..............­.....



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Captain 12 April 2005 22:15:02 permanent link ]
 eurocars wrote:> "I am giong to make JPM pay for eating my lunch!">
or

"Dammit, Montoya beat me to the buffet!"
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Sanitarium 22 August 2005 22:11:27 permanent link ]
 This looks like a good opportunity for a caption contest:
http://www.thatsrac­in.com/multimedia/th­atsracin/KRT_Package­s/archive/wallpaper/­2005_gfs_marketplace­_400/10.jpg


Hey Mark, "50% off Busch merchandise and they still can't move
it".


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Martin X. Moleski 22 August 2005 23:51:54 permanent link ]
 On Mon, 22 Aug 2005 12:11:27 CST, "Sanitarium [Incarcerated]"
<spaamtrapper@yahoo­.com> wrote in <4v-dnVLCS8dwVJTeRV­n-hA@comcast.com>:
"Hey Mark, 50% off Busch merchandise and they still can't move>it".

"Hey, Mark, if you want next year off, I'll drive the 6."

Marty

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Nancy1 23 August 2005 00:00:01 permanent link ]
 
Martin X. Moleski, SJ wrote:> On Mon, 22 Aug 2005 12:11:27 CST, "Sanitarium [Incarcerated]"> <spaamtrapper@yahoo­.com> wrote in <4v-dnVLCS8dwVJTeRV­n-hA@comcast.com>:>
"Hey Mark, 50% off Busch merchandise and they still can't move> >it".>
"Hey, Mark, if you want next year off, I'll drive the 6.">
Marty

"Jeff, I can't TELL you how great this Vi-ah-gra thang is...."

N.

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WildWeasel 23 August 2005 01:20:05 permanent link ]
 oooops, hit send. I'll finish the joke now ...


"Sanitarium [Incarcerated]" wrote ...> This looks like a good opportunity for a caption contest:> http://www.thatsrac­in.com/multimedia/th­atsracin/KRT_Package­s/archive/wallpaper/­2005_gfs_marketplace­_400/10.jpg>
Hey Mark, "50% off Busch merchandise and they still can't move> it".>

and then the little orange guy says, "Can you hear me now? Good!" What a hoot!
What do they do at YOUR sponsor gigs, Mark?




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Crusader 23 August 2005 01:40:32 permanent link ]
 "Sanitarium [Incarcerated]" <spaamtrapper@yahoo­.com> wrote in message
news:4v-dnVLCS8dwVJ­TeRVn-hA@comcast.com­...> This looks like a good opportunity for a caption contest:>
http://www.thatsrac­in.com/multimedia/th­atsracin/KRT_Package­s/archive/wallpaper/­2005_gfs_marketplace­_400/10.jpg>
Hey Mark, "50% off Busch merchandise and they still can't move it".>

Hey Jack, "At these prices, u won't be able to run the 97 car."
CRU


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Gordon 23 August 2005 02:14:38 permanent link ]
 
"Sanitarium [Incarcerated]" <spaamtrapper@yahoo­.com> wrote in message
news:4v-dnVLCS8dwVJ­TeRVn-hA@comcast.com­...> This looks like a good opportunity for a caption contest:>
http://www.thatsrac­in.com/multimedia/th­atsracin/KRT_Package­s/archive/wallpaper/­2005_gfs_marketplace­_400/10.jpg>
Hey Mark, "50% off Busch merchandise and they still can't move> it".>
"McMurray is even shorter than you are, Mark!"


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WildWeasel 23 August 2005 03:27:25 permanent link ]
 
"Sanitarium [Incarcerated]" wrote ...> This looks like a good opportunity for a caption contest:> http://www.thatsrac­in.com/multimedia/th­atsracin/KRT_Package­s/archive/wallpaper/­2005_gfs_marketplace­_400/10.jpg>
Hey Mark, "50% off Busch merchandise and they still can't move> it".>

and then the little orange guy says, "Can you hear me now? Good!"



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DollarBill 23 August 2005 06:00:23 permanent link ]
 "WildWeasel" <wweasel_24@HooYah.­com> wrote in message
news:AJGdndABgbrqqJ­feUSdV9g@ptd.net...>­
"Sanitarium [Incarcerated]" wrote ...>> This looks like a good opportunity for a caption contest:>> http://www.thatsrac­in.com/multimedia/th­atsracin/KRT_Package­s/archive/wallpaper/­2005_gfs_marketplace­_400/10.jpg>>
Hey Mark, "50% off Busch merchandise and they still can't move>> it".

Ward says swishingly, "Hey Mark, have you heard of this new metrosexual
movement...I see these guys walking around South Beach like this.....and
they really look cool."

OR

"Did you see that McDonalds dude...he should lay off the Big Macs and he'd
look svelte like us!"

OR

"Did you see that McDonalds dude...he's starting to look a little like Tony
Stewart!"


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John McCoy 24 August 2005 05:10:07 permanent link ]
 "Sanitarium [Incarcerated]" <spaamtrapper@yahoo­.com> wrote in
news:4v-dnVLCS8dwVJ­TeRVn-hA@comcast.com­:
This looks like a good opportunity for a caption contest:> http://www.thatsrac­in.com/multimedia/th­atsracin/KRT_Package­s/archive/wa> llpaper/2005_gfs_ma­rketplace_400/10.jpg­


Burton: "so then Brian France walks in and says _he's_ got an idea".


Burton: "man, Richard says the phone's ringing off the hook. Today
it was Sorenson, asking about a contract for 2010".


Burton: "I heard Penske's selling out, gonna sell his teams to Chip".



John

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Cindy Murray 25 August 2005 01:30:02 permanent link ]
 John McCoy wrote:> "Sanitarium [Incarcerated]" <spaamtrapper@yahoo­.com> wrote in> news:4v-dnVLCS8dwVJ­TeRVn-hA@comcast.com­: >

Burton: So, Mark, what did Jack have to do to convince Arlene to let
you drive one more year?

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