So Schumi and wife (adapt to suit your taste) was attending a charity

fete in town, when he was snagged by an enterprising boy scout

offering to do odd jobs for cash.

Schumi: Well, I guess we need the porch painted.

Lad: I'll do it for 50 euros.

Schumi: No way; 40 or nothing.

Lad: Okay, what's the address?

Schumi gives address and tells lad the paint and brushes are in the

shed, to use weatherproof gloss and to do a thorough job. "I'll be

back there in two hours to see how you're doing."

Lad hurtles off on bike.

Schumi's wife: Hey, the kid may not realize that our porch reaches

round two sides of the house; that's a huge job for 40 euros.

Schumi: Tough, let the kid learn that business if business.

One hour later the lad is back, spotted with paint, and asking for his

money.

Schumi: That was too fast

Lad: I got a mate to share the work, and we even did a second coat.

Schumi: Well I'm not paying a second wage, so 40 is what you get.

The lad pockets the cash and as he cycles off, yells back "By the way,

I don't think that WAS a porch; it looked more like a ferrari."