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CarGuru > Driving > Drafting Ducklings 25 January 2005 19:28:19
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Scott en Aztln 23 January 2005 04:59:07
 On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 16:43:25 -0600, tetraethylleadREMOV­ETHIS@yahoo.com
(Brent P) wrote:
Extra lanes only minimally reduce the effect of sloth because sloth >drivers have a nasty habbit of driving next to each other instead of >keeping right.

Speaking of Sloths clumping together, I saw the most amazing thing
today: a rolling clump of ducklings - around 20 of them. The lead
duckling was a grey Chrysler minivan driving, of course, in the left
lane. Behind it were so many other vehicles I couldn't see the end of
the group. And they were all drafting each other like NASCAR drivers.

I was driving in the right lane with no other vehicles around me. As
the lead duckling approached, he took up stationkeeping off my port
bow. Needless to say, I didn't want to become ensnared in the morass
of dumbass ducklings, so I nailed the loud pedal and shot ahead of the
cluster, then maintained speed long enough to leave them behind the
horizon.

BTW, I have a pretty good idea of how this enormous clump of ducklings
formed. It started with the lead minivan driver; as he caught up to
other vehicles, he slowed down to match their speed, absorbing them
into the cluster and causing it to grow larger - just like that 50's
sci-fi movie "The Blob." As more and more vehciles were absorbed, and
more and more faster traffic caught up from behind, the morass just
grew into the 20-odd-vehicle clusterfuck that unsuccessflly tried to
assimilate me.

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Scott en Aztln 23 January 2005 08:49:18 [ permanent link ]
 On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 02:18:06 GMT, Bobby <noway@nohow.com> wrote:
Oh Scott, you're my HERO.>
You're just SO manly and strong.>
I'm just in awe of your innate driving abilities.>
Can I be your groupie?

No.

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Bernard farquart 25 January 2005 08:31:11 [ permanent link ]
 
"Scott en Aztlán" <slothkills@NOyahoo­SPAM.com> wrote in message
news:s5b6v017s4vnfq­3iiipalkh9aan5r00qno­@4ax.com...> On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 02:18:06 GMT, Bobby <noway@nohow.com> wrote:>
Oh Scott, you're my HERO.>>
You're just SO manly and strong.>>
I'm just in awe of your innate driving abilities.>>
Can I be your groupie?>
No.

I hate to tell you this, but it seems he
already is your groupie.



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Scott en Aztln 25 January 2005 19:28:19 [ permanent link ]
 On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:31:11 GMT, "Bernard farquart"
<Bernardfarquart@de­letehotmail.com> wrote:
Can I be your groupie?>>
No.>
I hate to tell you this, but it seems he>already is your groupie.

That's fine - as long as he doesn't graduate to "Stalker."

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